I have a new favorite word that I will proceed to mercilessly drive into the ground.
[See alt. entries "Suck It!" and "*SIGH* What??" in your Phoenix-to-English dictionary].
On the [Media Giant Not to Be Named] Mouse television show, they occasionally call for a set of predetermined "tools" that they'll need to complete the show's "mission." Who knew that it would be so handy to have a giant hairdryer, a purple key, and a bunch of bananas constantly at the ready? Each of these fabulous items is called a "mouseketool." Some of you know where I'm going with this...
It just sounds like the best thing ever to say when irritated but not actually mad: "Don't be a mouseketool!" "He's such a mouseketool these days." Much better than "asshat" or "moron." Even saying it I'm already smiling and kind of not mad anymore. Ah, the power of cartoons.
So remember, kids, our thought of the day is: "Don't be a mouseketool!"
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