Lost and Found Department

Lost:  one Sense of Humor.  Well-broken-in but prone to wandering.  Last seen skittering down the hallway at work or lurking in the studio corner of my bedroom.  If seen, please do not attempt to capture it.  Toss it some double entendres, a crossword puzzle, and chocolate truffles, and wait for help to arrive.  Do not make eye contact or it will start telling you knock-knock jokes to distract you from the escape tunnel it is digging.  Just keep it talking to keep a fix on its location; dirty jokes work best.